So I was completely right to assume that I would be unable to post while in New York. The internet in our hotel was $14.10 every 24-hour period and although there was a Starbucks just below our, I was crazy busy and generally rather tired at the end of the day.
Title: Robin Hood (2010)
Director: Ridley Scott
Genre: Action
Lead Actor(s): Russell Crowe
Rating: PG-13
140 minutes
After seeing this movie, I have come to the decision that I am not a fan of Russell Crowe. Even in the movies I like, it isn’t due to Crowe. I did like Gladiator, but it was mostly because of Joaquin Phoenix’s performance. This movie tells the story of Robin Hood before he became Robin Hood. The first scene is of Robin is during The Crusades and he is just a lowly archer named Robin Longstride. In this movie he is not a nobleman wronged and forced into outlawry. Instead he leaves a battle and runs to the woods with three of his friends. They come along a slaughter of knights, including Robin of Loxley, who were bringing King Richard’s helmet back to England. They quartet don the deceased knights’ garb and Robin Longstride assumes the identity of Robin of Loxley. He goes to Nottingham and basically assumes Loxley’s life after meeting with the deceased’s father.
I think Robin was completely miscast. This is supposed to be the very beginning of Robin Hood’s life and yet, Russell Crowe looks like he would be an elder in a medieval town. He also does not have the vitality a young Robin should have. I think this may have been a director wanting to use an actor no matter how appropriate the role. I can think of several actors who would have been more appropriate than Crowe, especially for such a young Robin. Hell, Kevin Costner had more energy than Crowe does. Crowe also lacks the swagger that is so central to Robin. I think that he completely misses the personality of Robin.
I also had a problem with the characterization of Robin. In my opinion, a large aspect of Robin’s drive is his removal from the nobility. That is lost here. Instead Robin is a commoner who would have stayed in the woods and away from everyone if it weren’t for an accidental blood oath to the dying Loxley. Will Scarlett, Little John, and Allan A’Dayle follow Robin faithfully, but I don’t see much of a reason for them to. He never shows a lot of leadership over them and they don’t seem to have any reason to follow him over say Little John.
Luckily there was some good acting and fun interpretations. I loved Cate Blanchett as Maid Marion. If Robin had been appropriately age cast, she would have been too old for the actor. Due to the choice of Crowe, Blanchett is completely fitting. She is a badass. There is really little other way to describe her. She stands up to the perverted, though not very threatening, Sheriff when all strong and able men were gone to The Crusades. I do find her acceptance of Robin Longstride as a replacement for her husband, Robin of Loxley, a bit rushed and improbable.
I also very much enjoyed Little John. Kevin Durand brings the right amount of humor, brawn, and idiocy to the character. He is probably one of the most enjoyable aspects of the movie. His facial expressions and actions are remarkably appropriate and intelligent. Durand understands his character much more than some of the others. I also liked the performance of Mark Addy as Friar Tuck. His adoration of his bees is very sweet as is his sacrifice of them to help save the town from attacking French. He also displays his reluctance but acceptance of his profession with skill and believability.
The thing I had the biggest problem with would probably be the script. The original script focused on the Sheriff of Nottingham and had him as an anti-hero with Robin being the villain. I think that story would have been vastly more interesting than the one we were served with. The treatment of the characters and the legend seems almost rude. There is also a ridiculously large amount of villains. There’s the Sheriff, Prince John, Godfrey, and the King of France. It made for a convoluted and awkward plot.
Personally I will stick with the Disney Robin Hood, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, or Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Purely for the superb performance of Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham). I think the original idea would have been far more interesting and unique. There is also the tragic casting choice of Crowe. The film might have been salvageable had an appropriate actor been cast. Instead wonderful performances from some supporting characters are overshadowed by the horrible script and lead actor.
****4/10